Vox Hunt: In the Neighborhood

Jun 23, 2008 at 9:11 AM
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Show us a glimpse of your neighborhood.
Submitted by [Susan].

Setting: 3:39 am The Stripper is sitting outside on her deck chatting on the phone.

The Complainer: Take it inside!

The Stripper: Go buy a house! This is a town home community. There will be noise.

Inaudible woman shouts something in support of The Complainer

The Stripper: Shut your windows. I'm smoking a cigarette on my deck.

3:45 am
The Stripper (shouting): I'm going in now. I love being held prisoner in my own home.

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You heard more than we did. I only heard her say something about being a prisoner in her own home.

Good times. Good times.

I didn't hear anything until the complainer screamed at her to take it inside. I loved her sassy come back with "Go buy a house!"

She's awesome. Other than the Sunday night/Monday morning chatter fest on her deck (which really only happens once every couple of weeks), she's pretty quiet.

I can't say for certain, as I was in some form of sleep state, but I am pretty sure he called her a whore and said that he was going to call the cops...again. I did not hear anything until he piped up, maybe I was just sleeping too soundly, but she wasn't bothering me.

There Will Be Noise. Sounds like a sequel to a movie.

Unfortunately there are times (very seldom) where it will get a little rowdy in my apartment complex. That's when I go for the ear plugs, shut the windows, and turn on the little desk fan for some hypnotic noise.

I wish I had Stripper neighbors. All I got is the Frat house at the end of the block who loves to play Don't Fear the Reaper over and over again.

The Complainer is an ass. He would have never survived the Party Twins. Noise is expected when you live in multi-unit developments. Yelling like an idiot just makes it uncomfortable. The Stripper is relatively quiet and boring. Psycho or the Drug House Across the Street provide most of the action.

What about those assholes with the windchimes?

The windchimes are beautiful. Though I am surprised we don't get more complaints because they can be pretty loud.

Don't get me started!

Pepper Blue replied to Ericka’s comment:
Jun 23, 2008
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We were within 10 feet of the Stripper and her chatter, and didn't notice anything until the Complainer started in. It is kinda funny to hear them yell back and forth.

Ericka replied to Pepper Blue’s comment:
Jun 23, 2008
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I wanted to laugh. I don't think he expected her to yell back.

If you can sleep through her chatter, my windchimes are just fine.

And if not,

GO BUY A HOUSE!